How to Do Nothing, from wikiHow!

Things You'll Need

  • Pair of matching-colored pants
  • Glycerol
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    Track your achievements.
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    Scrunch up the curls when you finish.
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    Wet socks and apply them to ankles.

Warnings

  • Don't be a typical guy: go out of your way doing special things for her, but don't become the creepy guy calling her every 10 minutes and ruining her life.
  • When reaching in to snag a toy (if you've chosen to), don't move too fast or else in the process of reaching in or pulling out, you might hurt yourself.
  • Watch your fingers. The sharper the secateurs, the better.