How to Do Nothing, from wikiHow!

Things You'll Need

  • Marilyn-inspired jewelry
  • Knee pads (optional)
  • Aluminum foil and baking pan
  1. Catch a Carp Step 8 Version 2.jpg
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    Hold the rod straight with the tip facing skyward.
  2. Become a Dictator Step 1.jpg
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    Crave power.
  3. Create a Flowchart Step 1.jpg
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    Write out your core concepts.

Warnings

  • Any splashing will permanently damage glass cooking surfaces. Be careful about resting the stirring spoon on glass cooking surfaces.
  • Don't throw towards windows or other glass or breakable materials.
  • Don't try to harass the reputations of your fellow candidates. People will just see you as desperate and inadequate.

Credits

Text and images from WikiHow, licensed under Creative Commons BY-NC-SA:
  1. How to Catch a Carp
  2. How to Become a Dictator
  3. How to Create a Flowchart