How to Do Nothing, from wikiHow!

Things You'll Need

  • 1 dessert or table spoon
  • Mayonnaise and eggs or full-fat milk
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    Be sure to pick the right commercial cleanser.
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    Hold on.
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    Break up the kissing with romantic stares.

Warnings

  • Many fish species are protected by law. Don't fish without a license, or fish for endangered species. Penalties for doing so without a defense can include jail time and heavy fines.
  • Know when to stop. If you succeed in making the other person angry, it doesn't mean you've won the argument, it means you've started a fight.
  • Don't try to blame your relationship issues on your girlfriend's period. This is just immature. If she really suffers from PMS, that's just a few days out of a whole month. Dig deeper to find the real core of your problems.

Credits

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  1. How to Clean Vinyl Flooring
  2. How to React During an Earthquake
  3. How to Improve Your Kissing